
Though it may be only a trifle, let me lay this problem before you...
It is a great struggle to drop a habit. Sometimes even more so before the habit is established! This is just the case with pipe smoking and myself. The shear value of smoking a pipe is growing on my mind by the day and great difficulty has arisen in finding a substitute for the habit that I seem to be driven to adopt. For, my only hope in this instances, as it appears to my mind, is the discovery of a substitute.
Before I go much further, I must further address the reason for the surmounting worth of such a habit. For, if value is found in necessity, these pipes may be worth the pawning of the kitchen table. As I see it, the worth advances upon me on two fronts.
Firstly, at the root, it seems I am unable to or at least absolutely inept at, sitting quietly and thinking for long periods of time without being engaged in at least some menial activity. I often have the desire to sit and think for mental rest and refreshment, but I find an overwhelming sense of guilt at the very point of sitting and doing nothing. I'm sure the underlying psychology of this is rather too torturous to be addressed here. None the less, this wonderful meniality of the task is the nitch that pipe smoking has filled with such gusto. It allows someone to be "doing something" while really doing nothing but sitting and thinking. One would assume that such a function could be picked up easily by some other means. Yet, all the possibilities that come to mind are either not peaceful or are quite distracting.
In looking for a substitute it had to be something that allowed my eyes to wonder around God's creation and not take too much thinking within itself. This ruled out whittling, reading, sketching, and writing. Knitting, although a man's game (see Flight of the Chonchords or just trust me), would not be acceptable simply because of a lack of skill on my part. Health concerns, though not completely ruling out smoking in this case, do seem to rule out chewing and the rather necessary aspect of spitting at intervals. Poking a fire would also have seemed to do quite nicely, but availability of said fire could often become a difficulty. Probably the most nearly adequate option could have been sipping a hot cup of tea or coffee. This however did not suit in that I quaf coffee in two shakes when I am not in conversation with another or absorbed in studying a text. It's brief duration, then, is its downfall as a true substitute.
Smoking, I'm afraid, has all of these benefits and none of the downsides. And for those of you, myself included, who may be slightly adverse to the health risks, any undue concern could be quite easily dispatched with a cost/benefit analysis. If an hour of introspection and contemplation could be gained, the value could far outweigh a week of thoughtless living that may or may not be granted by the LORD in a furthering of these earthly years.
Secondly (It seems quite a spell since I said firstly), its value as simply a reason.
One cannot underestimate the value of being able to give a reason for or description of what one is up to. Many of my ruminations are not well enough constructed to be described in a word or two. The wonder of a tied activity is that it fulfills this most important of requirements. To be able to say "I'm enjoying a pipe," or "I'm eating a bowl of cereal" is of utmost value. A true statement is thusly provided while allowing one to finish the mental construction project. If you are caught simply thinking all sorts of ramshackle tidbits, sentences and concepts may be required in an explanation, for, I'm afraid, "just thinking" is rarely an adequate response.
This was to be the end of the story with a subtle wrap up in defense of smoking in a rather un-smoking world, but it was not to be! At the moments of these finishing touches in the smoke tinged air, a very real blast of fresh air removed the cloudiness of my thoughts. Wouldn't you know it, I'd been assuming the necessity that I be "still" to be "still." This was a great folly. For, I found myself on a walk.
Phillip Tippin
Thought, but not written, under snowy oaks
Roeland Park, KS